You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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