did you get engaged???
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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