so explain again why im purple
no
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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