And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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