Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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