no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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