He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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