dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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