They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i think my cat just said my name.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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