Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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