More tranny stories later!
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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