I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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