do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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