So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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