He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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