We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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