i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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