The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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