we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My ass is underappreciated
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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