I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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