there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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