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just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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