Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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