Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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