I don't think brook has ever known best
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
wow bdsm is so cute
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