I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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