I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Randomize
