He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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