who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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