Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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