Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You need Xanax blowdarts
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize