Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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