it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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