can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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