16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You ate ashes out of my bong
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