She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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