im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Damn victory sex feels great
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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