Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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