Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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