sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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