Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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