MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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