I look better un-naked...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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