Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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