fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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