But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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