i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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