what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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