They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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