He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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