I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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