either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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