I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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