okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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